Wild Dwarves (race-class for Old-School Essentials)

This is the first of a handful of race-classes I've made for my Wengemerlin campaign. Dwarves feature heavily within the first part of the setting, the Hinter Vales, which I'll be posting about later. There are many, many dwarven "sub-races," which are really just separate clans. These "wild dwarves" are members of Clan Crackhelm and were featured in my pamphlet adventure Valley of the Cracked Helm. There are a number of special rules that are particular to all dwarves in the setting. 

(Warning: None of this is all that well-edited and features gratuitous dwarven nudity.)  

Wild Dwarves (race-class for Old-School Essentials)

Requirements: Minimum CON 9, Maximum CHA 7

Prime Requisite: STR

Hit Dice: 1d6+2

Maximum Level: 8

Allowed Armor: None.

Allowed Weapons: Any that aren’t too complicated.

Languages: Monosyllabic dwarvish, any learned languages also monosyllabic. 

Ages ago, the dwarves of Clan Crackhelm were abandoned by their mountain kinsmen when the dragon Faugmyrg and his hobgoblin armies destroyed the realm of Dûn Kegelmar. Long have they dwelled in the deep valleys of the Hinter Vales, their numbers dwindling century after century as they are by hobgoblins like game animals or driven out of their homes by human prospectors. Now, they are merely legend, their dwarfdom denied by all other clans of dwarves because they have long forgotten the arts of working metal, shearing and/or grooming beards, or even donning britches. The dwarves of Clan Crackhelm live out their brief, violent lives entirely au naturel, having only their beards for protection or warmth. The harsh nature of their lives has led these wild dwarves prone to suicidal feats of derring-do and bravery. They will often thrown themselves at enemies far larger than they or give stunts a go far beyond what any sane or not completely stupid person would attempt.

Wild Dwarf Progress Saving Throws

Level	XP	HD	AC O	Death	Wands	Para.	Breath	Spells
1	0	1d6+2	19	8	9	10	13	12
2	2,750	2d6+4	19	8	9	10	13	12
3	5,500	3d6+6	19	8	9	10	13	12
4	11,000	4d6+8	17	6	7	8	10	10
5	22,000	5d6+10	17	6	7	8	10	10
6	44.000	6d6+12	17	6	7	8	10	10
7	88,000	7d6+14	14	4	5	6	7	8
8	160,000	8d6+16	14	4	5	6	7	8

Combat: Can use any weapons but prefer primitive ones that do not require confronting the dark truth of the loss of their knowledge of metallurgy. (Dwarven denial goes deep.)

Run like the owlbear. Wild dwarves may gallop upon all fours, moving at a rate of 60’ (240’). 

Spunky death drive: Whereas other dwarves cope with their generational traumas by drinking, warring, grudgeoning, and xenophobia, wild dwarves take every opportunity to engage in dangerous, likely suicidal acts of bravery or foolhardy feats of daring. This might be flinging themselves into battle without warning against a hill giant instead of waiting for an ambush; or, it might be rolling oneself down a snowy ravine in hopes of causing an avalanche to kill invaders; or, a wild dwarf might leap ledge to ledge to catch a mountain goat for supper. They can’t help themselves. 

• Anytime wild dwarves could attempt a foolhardy stunt, either because the opportunity is obvious or they overhear allies offer up such a potential plan unseriously, a wild dwarf will always attempt to follow through on a 2-in-6 chance, no matter how suicidal.

• When engaging in such a stupid act, wild dwarves gain a +2 on any rolls to attack enemies or saving throws to survive the consequences.

• If the attempt fails and the wild dwarf is alive and mobile, he will give it another go on a 1-in-6 chance no matter how clearly impossible it might be.

Beard for all occasions: A wild dwarf’s beard is a force of nature. It is the wild dwarf’s shield against enemies (whom the wild dwarf always takes head-on). It is the wild dwarf’s blanket against the winter night. And, it is the wild dwarf’s beard!

• Wild dwarves have a base AC of 5 while unshaved, but their AC becomes 7 if they are flanked and 9 if they are attacked from the rear. 

• A wild dwarf’s beard grants him a +2 on all saves against the effects of cold and spells dealing cold or ice-based damage.

• A wild dwarf’s beard also serves as storage. It may carry a load of up to 400 coins (as a backpack). Whenever wild dwarves reach into their beard to retrieve an item, on a 1-in-6 chance, they instead retrieve a random item from the table below:

1d4	1d6: What emerges from the whiskery depths…
1	Food. 1) live salmon; 2) burnt rat-on-a-stick; 3) hard-boiled owlbear egg;  4) raw cave oysters; 5) deep-fried goblin ears; 6) grub kabob.
2	Pretty rock. 1) gold nugget; 2) rare gem; 3) gallstone; 4) ioun stone;  5) pebble; 6) goblin knucklebones.
3	Beloved pet. 1) rock (roll above); 2) psionic rat; 3) trained cave locust;  4) giant louse; 5) blind, mind-controlling salamander; 6) prehistoric housecat.
4	A surprise! 1) lock of elvish hair; 2) potion of growth; 3) drum made from skull of hobgoblin; 4) dead bat; 5) stained mithril chainmail; 6) ancestral grudgestone.

Listening at Doors: Dwarfs have a 2-in-6 chance of hearing noises. 

Smell Gold: Having a nose for wealth, dwarfs have a chance to smell an amount of gold equal to a single coin or more up to 60’ away.

Grudgeoning. Whenever a dwarf is wronged, or at least, more importantly perhaps, perceives himself to have been wronged, he may be called upon to roll a save against Grudge. Success would mean that he’s the bigger dwarf (ed. Sorry!) and forgives the slight, but if he fails the save, then BY THE SURLY BRAIDED BEARDS OF KILLI AND GRUDDI  THE RAUCOUS THEY SHALL FEEL YER WRATH! Whenever a dwarf fails a save versus Grudge, he is overcome with a need to seek revenge against those who have (allegedly) slighted him, and for a dwarf, revenge is so deeply rooted, so infused into their bones, so epigenetically entwined with their seminal fluids that if the dwarf does not have immediate means to exact his vengeance, the grudge risks becoming ancestral. Treat having a grudge as being under the effects of a Geas spell or the like but less severe, initially. Eventually, the grudge becomes seething. Unlike other saves, a dwarf finds it more difficult to pass a Save vs. Grudge as he attains levels. This is because a dwarf has to maintain his respectability in the face of perceived wrongs the more famous he becomes; otherwise, other dwarfs will start saying things to his face normally reserved for behind his back.

Dwarven intuition. Dwarves can make “Dwarf *fist pound twice on table* Check.” Dwarf checks are made in secret by the referee and encompass any and all things the dwarf-in-question believes himself to be an expert in due to the fact that he is a dwarf (whether or not said dwarf is actually an expert is determined by the referee, also in secret unless the dwarf is simply in denial and knows it). The dwarf’s chance of success improves as the dwarf gains levels:

Dwarf Level	Smell Gold	Dwarven Intuition	Save vs. Grudge
1	2-in-6	1-in-6	6
2	2-in-6	1-in-6	6
3	2-in-6	1-in-6	6
4	3-in-6	2-in-6	8
5	3-in-6	2-in-6	8
6	3-in-6	2-in-6	8
7	4-in-6	3-in-6	10
8	4-in-6	3-in-6	10
9	4-in-6	3-in-6	10
10	5-in-6	4-in-6	10
11	5-in-6	4-in-6	12
12	5-in-6	4-in-6	12